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Mallu Secretary


These jokes are not aimed at particular community or region , its just for fun

So sit back and enjoy



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A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview
for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful
attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was
screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the
Mallu. So he told her "If You could form a sentence using the words that I
give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK,
YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK." The enthusiastic Mallu lady
thought for a while and said:
"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the
phone,I say YELLOW.....
BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye,
Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call
BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."
The Manager fainted.....

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Extension of Mallu secretary-

The Manager asked her to tell him in a few words bout herself & her family.so our mallu female starts-

I did my 'Kollage' education from Eerattupetta.
My husband is an Yem.Bee.Yae (MBA) and a regular 'ingum dax' payer.we are very religious 'couble'.Every Tuesday my husband comes'yearly' from office and we go to the 'temble' by 'O-to'.

All my relatives ,my mother ,father,'Ungle and Aund' live in'Gelf'

My hobby is to listen 'Pope' Music

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