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bigbadshah


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Found a few innovative SMS 's on the web ........ please do add your own to this collection

Due courtesy to whoever posted it ........................

-- Edited by bigbadshah at 11:14, 2004-11-04

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bigbadshah


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if u
dont mind.

if u dont
feel bad

plz give
me

A

A K


A KIS

A KISS


A KISSAN Jam
bottle...


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Every morning your the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.



I wish I could start my day with you in my bed.



I love your touch on my lips.




Oh My......




I love you


Nescafe.....


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let me
KISS your LIPS

let me
FEEL your TEETH

let me
TASTE your TOUNGE

this is your freind
COLGATE
reminding you to
BRUSH daily

GOOD MORNING

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manukuttan


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Last night I sent
an angel 2 watch
over u while u
were sleeping.
But it came back
early!
So I asked it why?



It said that angels
don't watch over
other angels!


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smart man + smart woman = romance...
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy...
Dumb man + smart woman = affair...
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage!!!!

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manukuttan


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ROSES R RED,

VIOLETS R BLUE.

THE HIGHER DA SKIRT,

THE BETTER THE VIEW!

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Rememba when u need a ****,

i'll always b here 4 u.

Bcoz **** = "FRIENDSHIP U CAN KEEP",

so promise me dat we will **** 4ever!

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You = Cute

You = Sexy

You = Intelligent

You = delicious

You = Sweet

You = Perfect

Me = Liar

HA HA

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I love you in blue

I love you in red but most of all.

I love you in bed

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love is a name,

sex is a game,

forget the name and play the game

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A GIRL ASKS: why cows seem depressed wen being milked?

TEACHER: if every morning at dawn they rubbed your boobs 4 two hours n

don't **** u, HOW WUD U FEEL?

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A girl looks at a mans tatoo:

NIKE on his arms:

REEBOK on his legs:

she screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis!

"Relax" he said, if it erects,

it reads ADIDAS!

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Tips on giving blow jobs:

1. If you do it for lust -SPIT IT

2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT

3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT

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LOVE ME TENDER

LOVE ME SWEET,

PUT YOUR LIPS AROUND MY MEAT,

WATCH ME SMILE,

WATCH ME GRIN,

WATCH MY CUM RUN DOWN YOUR CHIN!!

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DICKS WENT 2 SEE A MOVIE.

THE FIRST SAID,

I HOPE IT'S NOT A SEX MOVIE SO WE DON'T HAVE 2 STAND ALL THE TIME !!!


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Man 2 wife- "U have 2 learn how 2 cook darling so we can save money by getting rid of

the chef".

Wife: "Y don't U learn how 2 **** so we can fire the driver,sweeper and gardner ".

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Q:why women talk more than men,

while men think more than women?

A:cos women hav 4 lips n men hav 2 heads.

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